George Michael's Getting Married (To A Bloke).

Oh no this is no hoax.
I say again, this is no joke.
George Michael's getting married to a bloke.
David Furnish is Mrs Dwight,
David Furnish, yes , that's right.
What does Rod Stewart think of all this?
A straight up crumpet man.
And Mick Jagger,
Dartford art school serial shagger.
Andrew Ridgley has washed his hands of this,
Broken nose - small price to pay.
To escape his Bushey collaborator's future of gay.

"Hold on, slow down " - that's what the Pope says,
"Newly elected and German - we're not known for our jokes"
Jesus F Christ.
George Michael's getting married to a bloke.
Bryan Ferry and David Jones-Bowie, yeah - a joke's a joke.
"But we were only selling records"
Motorbikin' by Chris Spedding,
Now, it's celebrity gay weddings.
Oh no this is no hoax.
Repeat, this is no joke.
George Michael's getting married to a bloke.