Writer & Broadcaster.

Paul Gambaccini, wearing only a bikini,
Found in the launderette,
Worn for the day to win a bet.

The drunken daughter,
Of Janet Street-Porter,
Caught infragrante delicto,
With the first husband of Helen Shapiro.

Helen Sharman, first Briton in space,
Recruited by Pete Townshend to play bass,
On a concept album based on London's A-Z.
John Entwhistle, you see, is , I'm afraid dead.

Oh , A.A. Gill.
Yeah, A.A. Gill.